Just Another Laugh! =D

haha~ here's another laugh. quite true! but funny! =D enjoy~!

Lessons My Mother Taught Me...

1) My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "You just wait! Just wait till your father comes back!"

2) My Mother taught me about RECEIVING... "You are going to get it when we reach home!"

3) My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... "Look at me when I'm talking to you! Why are you staring back at me?!"

4) My Mother taught me about HEALTHY COMPETITION... "Aunty Mary's son scored 100 marks for Maths! Why can't you be like him?"

5) My Mother taught me about FINANCIAL PLANNING... "Make sure you marry a rich man/woman in future!"

6) My Mother taught me about HISTORY... "Many many years ago, when I wa s your age, I used to...."

7) My Mother taught me to be HOUSE-PROUD "Chalet? Stay what chalet? You have got your own house , why stay outside?!"

8) My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You ..you're just like your father!"

9) My Mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE... "When you get to my age, you'll understand."

10) My Mother taught me about JUSTICE... "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU...Then you'll know what it's like!"

AND FINALLY...

11) My Mother taught me about POWER... "I am YOUR mother, you better listen to ME!"

LoVes,
-pEiyaN-

My Mightly God!

chain e-mails about God have been passed around for centuries. how many ppl did really pay attention to it? recently, while i was checking my e-mail, i saw this msg. although i received this e-mail sooo many times, but i still believe that its from God. =)

DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS? I SURE DIDNT TILL Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death! Make a personal reflection about this. Very interesting, read until the end.

It is written in the Bible Galatians 6:7 'Be not deceived; God is not mocked:for whatsoever a man sow, that shall he also reap.'

Here are some men and women who mocked God:

John Lennon Singer):

Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about it that.. I am certain.. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him." (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil):

During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):

During a show in Canecio (Rio de Janeiro), while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said "God, that's for you." He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

The man who built the Titanic:

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said "Not even God can sink it." The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.

Marilyn Monroe (Actress):

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said "I don't need your Jesus." A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.

Bon Scott (Singer):

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang "Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell." On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

Campinas (In 2005):

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend. The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car "My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You." She responded "Only If He (God) travels in the trunk, Cause inside Here, it's already full." Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died. The car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact. The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken.

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer):

He said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written. In June 2006, she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive.

PS: If it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone. So are you going to have courage to send this? I have done my part, Jesus said 'If you are embarrassed about me, I will also be embarrassed about you before my father.'

You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking this. No way! I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T.D. Jakes '8 Second Prayer.' Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!

'Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen.'

My dear friends, after reading this, what is ur thoughts? Have u love Jesus as much as He had loved u? Have u start a relationship with Him? Do NOT be afraid my friends! Listen to His words and follow Him!

Let God bless you.

LoVes,