a Joke! (DON Take It Seriously!)

well~ jus another joke on sg life! hav a good laugh! don take it seriously ok~ =D

In Singapore , the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings(HDB), and most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).

Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB). If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?

With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).

And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.

When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH), You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.

If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you, and you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH) To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).

If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.

If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT), OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS ).

Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!

lols! just have a good laugh! =D

LoVes,
-pEiyaN-

Another New Post! =D

well i am back! just posting another new post~ lols! some jokes~ =P

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir.. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

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have a good laugh guys! =D

LoVes,
-pEiyaN-

Hello Everyone! =D

well i'm back~ but this time around, its news updates! =D

Health Tips!

a) Answer the phone by LEFT ear .

b) Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.

c) Do not take pills with COOL water.

d) Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.

e) Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.

f) Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.

g) Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.

h) Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.

i) Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.

j) Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.

k) When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.

thats about it for this post~ =P updates will come sooner! =D

LoVes,
-pEiyaN-